Attention Rooster Teeth fans!
Guys, I need your help. I’m writing the roosterteeth office to tell them all just how much everything they do means to me. Reblog this if anything they’ve done (achievement hunter, rvb, rage quit) has affected you or made you a better person. I will be writing down your usernames and mailing the list along with my letter.
RVB made my life. My truck is named Sheila.
RageQuit gives me giggles.
Let’sPlay gives me something to do while I WoW or cook.
They give me smiles and happiness. I love the dynamics of the RT staff. I love them.
Must be the start of heroic attempts…
Forever in Love
You left a note
You said our love was a joke,
And you couldn’t even tell it
to my face.
Now you’re far far away
with nothing left to say,
Yet I still stand here screaming
I LOVE YOU!
Prance back out of my life,
in the midst of the night.
Don’t let the door hit your ass
as you go.
I hope you crash and burn,
no longer my concern.
I hope the next time I see you
we’re in Hell.
But keep in mind,
though I am left behind,
you will always be the man I love.
One wrong move
Does not change
Who you are.
And you’re still my favorite man by far.
I Propose To You
How do you do?
Aaron my boo
Love you I do
I must have you soon.
The deep ocean blue
Holds no fish but you
In all time due
I will be yours too.
Our love is true,
Even for us loons.
If you reject me then boo,
But please say “I do”.
I got bored in Anthropology discussion one day and stared writing silly rhymes. This is just something fun that I was proud that I made rhyme the entire way through.
Can I have birth control?
I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Well, why can't I have birth control?
Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Do you have a penis?
YES, YES I DO!!
WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Running, agile, spirited
Ground covering strides
Freedom tastes wild as sunshine
Love is sitting together, saying nothing yet still talking. It’s skyping for hours on end, contented with conversation and equally satisfied with silence. Staring at each other, hungry for every glance you can get; memorizing everything in sight for you never know when you will see them next. It’s loving words filled with emotion; compromising, putting their happiness over yours; a need to be connected whether by touch, sound, or text. It’s being drenched with thoughts of them, for you never are without them.
Love is the most amazing feeling in the world, and I never want to fall out of it. Losing you would be the worst mistake of my life. Loving you was and continues to be the best decision I ever made.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine
Flying over countless fields
Through woods, over hills, down valleys
Forging water, crossing danger
Running as you hah never done before.
Can you imagine
Emotions left behind
Senses overwhelmed with
Hoofbeats, breaths, warm flesh
Beneath you as you fly.
If you can
Remember the freedom
Savor the speed, relish the connection
Feel with all your soul
For in a moment, all can be lost
Then you can, ONLY
Fat, fat (again), whore.
I’ll admit to the fat, but I’m not a whore.